• *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
    Me:
  • *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
    Random Old Lady:
  • Isn't he a little old for you?
    ROL:
  • Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
    Me:
  • *chokes into his drink*
    Dad:
  • You should respect your elders.
    ROL:
  • You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
    Me:
  • *chokes on his drink again*
    Dad:
  • *storms off*
    ROL:
  • *looks at me with a disapproving look*
    Dad:
  • What?
    Me:
  • Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
    Dad: